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Dog Show Terminology!!!!

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Noted Judge ...............................He put up our dog

Respected Judge .......................He put up our dog twice
Esteemed Judge ........................He puts up anything that crawls

Shown Sparingly .........................Only when we had it in the bag
Show Prospect ....................He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail

Finished in 5 shows..............And 89 where he failed to win a ribbon
He has good points.....................But his head is shaped like a carrot
Won in heavy competition.........The others were revoltingly overweight
Multiple group winner...................At 2 puppy matches
Specialist Judge .....................Puts up anything that looks like his own breeding
Well Balanced .............................Straight as a stick in front and rear.
Quiet gentle natured ...................After 4 Valiums
Excels in type and style...............However, moves like a spider on speed
Personality Plus...........................Wakes up if you put liver up his nose.
Large boned.................................Looks like a Clydesdale
Good bite ............................Missed the judge, got the Steward
Lovely head............................2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth, 1 nose
Excels in movement ..............If he gets loose, put on running shoes
Handled brilliantly by..................Nobody else can get near him
Won in stiff competition.............Beat 4 puppies and a 9 year novice dog
At stud to 'approved' bitches.......Those bitches whose owner's Cheque´s are approved by our bank.
Linebred from famous champions.....Ch Whoozitz appears twice in 6th generation
Good Obedience prospect...........Smart enough to come in from the rain But he's UGGGLEEE
Terrific brood bitch...........Her conformation is the pits, but she throws big litters.
Loves children..........................For breakfast, lunch and dinner
Wins another Best In Show........His second, under the same judge, our Uncle